You know how it is – You’ve been planning on going out all week. It’s sunny, It’s going to be a great day – BUT wait! You don’t have any clean clothes to put on. The Shame!

Why does this always happen to me? — What to do?! Wash something?! No!… Buy Something?!… Hell No!

I know! I’ll take a pair of Yfront underwear, cut out a hole for my head, and wear them as a tank top! Classy!

If you’re thinking of copying this guy. Don’t. Just… Don’t.

 P.s for anyone who isnt sure, this is a typical pair of Y fronts…

The Movie Blog

 If, like everyone else you work 9-5 (OR LONGER!!!), 5 days a week — you will be just as pleased for Ben Southall, 34, as I am… Mmm.

This guy has just won a position described as “the best job in the world”.

Nothing really beats the hour long drive I do from my house each morning to work, ah the traffic jam, the noise, the really early mornings – and there’s no way I’d give that up to go live on a island near Australia to meet these HARSH job requirements…

to explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, swim, snorkel, make friends with the locals and generally enjoy the tropical Queensland climate and lifestyle.

Bastards! – How can poor Ben do all that?! And for only £73,500 ($110,000) a year! They are having a laugh! Get out Ben! Get out while you can!!!

Are there any Lost Fans that see a strange coincidence between the show and this company sending a guy called Ben to an uninhabited island? Is that your real name Ben Southall – or should I call you Mr Linus!!!.. oh,.. it is Southall… Oh, I’m just an idiot. Right. Sorry. I’ll go.

BBC NEWS – Man Wins Dream Job

Why does my food at a restaurant always take longer then everyone else’s! “It’s always me!”

The next time you’re complaining that your food takes longer than the rest – Just be glad the waiter isn’t going to be bringing a deep-fried chicken head to the table!

Do You want fries with that?

“It’s always me!” I have a tattoo of my ‘ex’ on my Arm!!!

You think that’s bad… Imagine spending a year having a tattoo of a Wizard put on your back. Now imagine that it turned out that Wizard was homosexual.  Now imagine you work in a factory where your colleagues think that’s kind of funny… Really kind of funny.

This poor guy is being mocked at work because of Dumbledore’s surprise leap out of the closet!

“I’ve always liked Dumbledore – just not in that way.”

“Watch your backs, lads.’ Someone asked me if I was planning to get a tattoo of Graham Norton. I thought, ‘Why me?’ “

It's Always Me! Damn Tatto!

Read the News Article Here

Why does everyone laugh at my name?! Why is it always me!

You’re Not Alone! Someone who deserves a real “It’s always me!” about their name is (was) a 9 year old girl from New Zealand legally called “Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii“!!!

Luckily for “Talula…” a Judge has allowed a name change. Few!

Now if only some of the other unfortunately named individuals can get the same treatment…

• Violence
• Number 16 Bus Shelter
• Midnight Chardonnay
• Benson and Hedges (twins)

Parents can have a strange sense of humour.

Read the News Article Here

Welcome to a new site to help you feel better about yourself…
  

Why is it always me!?

You’ve said that at one point in your life (I’m guessing lot’s of times!). Why does bad stuff always seem to happen to you?

• Why did that car drive past the puddle and soak you?
• Why is your queue in the supermarket taking longer than everyone else’s?
• Why does it always start raining when you decide not to take your umbrella?
• And WHY is there NEVER any milk left for your cereal?!?

Relax!!!

It’s not just you that bad things happen to, and this site is going to show you.

 Read stories and see pictures of more unfortunate people then yourself, or let everyone know your latest “It’s Always Me!” moment in the forum.

This site will have you feeling you’re not alone in no-time. But remember! Show some sympathy, next time it could be you!

Enjoy.